- “Step right up, folks! You haven't been to the carnival till you've whomped a weasel! They're fast, furry, and fun. And it doesn't hurt 'em a bit!”
- ―Squinty Pete
Squinty Pete is the proprietor of the Whomp-A-Weasel game in the carnival's midway. Although Whomp-A-Weasel appeared three times in the series and was mostly played by Eddy, Squinty Pete made his only appearance in "Pop Goes the Weasel".