- “Step right up, folks! You haven't been to the carnival till you've whomped a weasel! They're fast, furry, and fun. And it doesn't hurt 'em a bit!”
- ―Squinty Pete
Squinty Pete is the proprietor of the Whomp-A-Weasel game in the carnival's midway. Although Whomp-A-Weasel appeared three times in the series and was mostly played by Eddy, Squinty Pete made his only appearance in "Pop Goes the Weasel".
He calls Eddy by his name and is very friendly.